- Wash well
- Remove organs
- Pat dry
- Cover with baking soda and salt
- Change mixture thrice a week
- Wrap in plastic packs (stinks!)
- When mummy dries up, wrap in bandages and put in coffin.
I can't say what made me write down this macabre procedure. Or was it written by my Mr. Hyde-like alter ego about whom I don't know? In any case, my enemies better beware, or they may find themselves gift-wrapped inside a mile of bandage.